01 April 2020

Quarantine Day 11

Good things about being in quarantine:

  • No one cares what you look like (except possibly from the neck up if you're Zooming)
  • No one knows whether your house is clean
  • No one knows if you stay in bed all morning
  • You never have that sinking feeling that you should be somewhere but you've forgotten where
  • You can't be late
  • You probably won't get the virus (if you haven't already got it)
  • Nice neighbours shop for you
  • You're probably OK so long as you don't put the bag the food came in over your head
  • You have an excuse for writing a boring blog every day
  • Friends keep calling/emailing/texting to see how you are
Bad things:
  • Can't go for a walk
Once the exercise bike arrives, we may never leave home again.

1 comment:

  1. It’s not that I’m horny all the time. Hey, i am looking for an online sexual partner ;) Click on my boobs if you are interested (. )( .)

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