Ok, ok. Things keep changing. Now we will have to self-isolate for 14 days when we get back. (Food parcels welcome, leave on doormat).
And Boris is threatening to make ALL 70+ year-olds self-isolate "for months" whether well or ill. Not sure if that applies to oldies from the colonies, but we're not waiting to find out.
Flying kanga will bring us home at the end of the week, leaving London Friday, arriving Sunday. Assuming the sky doesn't actually fall in before then.
So see y'all on or after 5 April.